Funniest Parent Tweets: It’s true that children can say the cutest things, but their parents often tweet the most amusing responses. In order to share happiness, we compile the best tweets of the week from parents who are also funny.
Check out the most recent funniest tweets below.
My son called the butter shelf in the fridge the dairy penthouse and there is no other name for it now.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) October 25, 2022
My 8-year-old got really mad that I made a mess in her house on Minecraft and all I can say is that revenge is sweet.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 27, 2022
Always nice to see my son’s apple return home from it’s daily school outing
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) October 26, 2022
Child: I learned a joke at school.
Me: Ok let’s hear it.
Child: What goes in stiff but comes out soft?
Me: Is it a-
Wife [running in from other room]: SPAGHETTI IT’S SPAGHETTI
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 25, 2022
Parental PSA: 6 days left until Halloween.
(Translation: 5 days until your child decides she hates the costume she picked a month ago & wants that a different one. No, not the one in stock- THAT OTHER ONE.)
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) October 26, 2022
Oregon Trail but it’s just my kids packing all their worldly possessions for a 10 minute car ride across town
— meghan (@deloisivete) October 22, 2022
Imagine you own a restaurant. A customer orders a meal and tells you it’s disgusting. They say this is the worst restaurant they’ve ever been to and you’re the worst chef in the world. This is what it’s like cooking for kids.
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) October 26, 2022
my kid’s school now sends texts to tell you about the emails they’re sending you and my eye just twitched a few more times
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) October 24, 2022
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